brilliance in wardrobe

so today i decided to dress nicely. khakis, sweater, the whole bit. what did i forget to do? that's right, check the weather.

it's about eight-billion degrees kelvin (hotter than liquid-hot mag-ma, ala. dr. evil). couple that with five heater-computers and this office is a 250 sq. ft. oven. oh wait, lest i forget, i require coffee now more than ever. so it's hot, i'm dressed like an eskimo (no offense, to our alaskan friends), and i require hot beverages. i am brilliant.

remind me to get a brain. the ernstberger curse survives.